Quotes when Bored

Here are quotes you might find interesting.

Someone's boring me. I think it's me.
Dylan Thomas

What's another word for Thesaurus?
Steven Wright

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
E. V. Lucas

The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
Benjamin Disraeli

I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies.
Thomas Jefferson

Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
Robert Heinlein

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
Jane Wagner

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
Plato

Praise youth and it will prosper.
Irish Proverb

Getting there isn't half the fun - it's all the fun.
Robert Townsend

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
Chuck Palahniuk

It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
Sam Ewing

Education is attending a lecture and taking notes. Learning is reading through your notes afterwards.
Paul Gough

Fools admire, but men of sense approve.
Alexander Pope